Busted is an entertaining, insightful tour through the excuses people make when they’re cornered—from bungling criminals to smooth-talking politicians to everyday “it wasn’t me” moments.
With humor and sharp analysis, the book categorizes real examples and unpacks the psychology behind deflection, blame-shifting, and image protection. It’s a witty mirror held up to human nature—and a reminder of how far we’ll go to avoid the truth.
Busted: What’s Wrong with My Excuse
About the Book
Busted digs into the excuses people deploy when the truth is inconvenient—from bungling criminals to smooth-talking politicians to everyday “it wasn’t me.” With wit and clear-eyed analysis, Charles Patton shows how blame-shifting, deflection, and image protection work, why they’re so tempting, and how to spot them before you’re fooled. You’ll recognize patterns in headlines and in your own life, and you may even retire a few favorite rationalizations along the way.
What You’ll Find Inside
- Real cases—from petty to political—decoded without jargon.
- The psychology behind classic dodges and half-truths.
- Simple tells that reveal when an excuse is working on you.
- How to answer excuses without escalating conflict.
- Light, funny storytelling that still teaches you something.
Read an Excerpt (2–3 minutes)
We like to believe we are reasonable, honest beings. Then we’re late, or wrong, or caught. Enter the excuse—our mind’s clever little lawyer, always on retainer. From the smallest fib to the biggest scandal, we reach for stories that protect us from blame, embarrassment, or loss. Busted unpacks that instinct and exposes the ingenuity, desperation, and humor that lie behind every excuse ever made.
FAQs
Is this a humor book or serious analysis?
Both. It’s funny on purpose, but grounded in clear psychology and real examples.
Who is it for?
Readers who enjoy true crime snippets, political theater, and everyday human nature—without heavy academic prose.
Will I learn how to stop falling for bad excuses?
Yes—each chapter highlights red flags and gives simple counters you can use at work and at home.
DISCOVER THE ART OF A BAD EXCUSE.
Laugh, reflect, and explore the ridiculous ways we try to dodge blame.